Monday, May 15, 2006

List of Shit I Hate To Do

...that I eagerly anticipate not doing in NYC!

1. Laundry!!!
2. Dishes. Helloooo, take out!
3. Pay exorbitant amounts for parking.
4. Relatedly, pay stupid ass parking tickets!
5. Pay $50 for a pedicure.
6. Wonder if a bookstore/bar/spa/yellow-flowered-purple-people-eater is open at 2AM.

4 comments:

JacksonMuttley said...

Jack got a parking ticket to! All because he did not want to drink and drive! Way to punish responsibility.

NaughtyVoyeur said...

Wow, your toes better sparkle like diamonds after a $50 pedi :)

Come to KC, I think they're a $1.50 here and include the happy ending :) For a pedi! I know!! We're kerrrazyy out here.

NaughtyVoyeur said...

I think McD's serves a Big Mac value meal, with a happy ending even.

darlyn said...

I'm already dreaming about my perfectly folded and vacuum packed laundry.. ahhh, it is like heaven.