Monday, January 14, 2008


One of the drawbacks to being friends/chatty with one of your parents is you end up hearing the dirt. The bad stuff. The "I don't think I should be hearing this" stuff.

And it makes you wonder..."why?"

"Why" what?

Why...all of it?

You may always be just a "dumb kid" in their eyes, but at this point, are you ever actually still a kid after hearing all the dirt?

And then you think...maybe it would be better off...different.

And then you think you're a traitor (to your parent, to your other parent, to your sibling, to your family) for thinking that.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Monday, January 07, 2008


How bad is it that a part of the reason I like college football better than professional football is that, in college football, those smooth and muscley calves are bare and nekkid?