Friday, February 10, 2006

A Nightmare on 60th Street

From the brilliant legal minds of law students, an excerpt from this year's Law School Musical, recently awarded "Best Show of the Year!"*...

Rumor Girl 1: Are they talking about Cox? I love Cox.
Rumor Girl 2: Yeah. I would take Cox for a quarter.
Rumor Girl 1: I LOVE Cox in the morning.
Rumor Girl 3: Cox blows.
Rumor Girl 4: I tried Cox last quarter, and it didn't do it for me. Cox was way too hard.
Rumor Girl 3: Do you think Cox is harder than Dick?
Rumor Girl 2: No one is harder than the Hammer.
Rumor Girl 1: Really? I've heard that he's gone soft in his old age.







*award given by drunken, self-congratulatory law students

3 comments:

Albert Clifford Slater said...

What if they had sang it? That would have been three kinds of kick ass.

The Law Fairy said...

Now I'm even sadder that I missed it :(

If you wanna email me the script for, um, congratulatory commentary, I'll totally read it.

Fozzie Bear said...

There is no such thing as too many dick jokes