Friday, February 10, 2006

A Nightmare on 60th Street

From the brilliant legal minds of law students, an excerpt from this year's Law School Musical, recently awarded "Best Show of the Year!"*...

Rumor Girl 1: Are they talking about Cox? I love Cox.
Rumor Girl 2: Yeah. I would take Cox for a quarter.
Rumor Girl 1: I LOVE Cox in the morning.
Rumor Girl 3: Cox blows.
Rumor Girl 4: I tried Cox last quarter, and it didn't do it for me. Cox was way too hard.
Rumor Girl 3: Do you think Cox is harder than Dick?
Rumor Girl 2: No one is harder than the Hammer.
Rumor Girl 1: Really? I've heard that he's gone soft in his old age.

*award given by drunken, self-congratulatory law students


Albert Clifford Slater said...

What if they had sang it? That would have been three kinds of kick ass.

The Law Fairy said...

Now I'm even sadder that I missed it :(

If you wanna email me the script for, um, congratulatory commentary, I'll totally read it.

Fozzie Bear said...

There is no such thing as too many dick jokes