An acquaintance (a 2L) at the law school recently got engaged, and when I congratulated her, she asked me when my wedding would be.
UH, WHAT WEDDING????
She said that she'd been under the impression that I had been engaged for a while now.
UH, TO WHOM????
I find this both tragically ironic and ridiculously funny.
First, because I'm the furthest thing from engaged as is humanly possible. Second, because I'm the furthest thing from engaged as is humanly possible.
Does "perpetual spinster indulging in unrequited crushes" mean anything to you?