It's Just Not Worth It

Dear Valet,

On my way back to my apartment tonight, I saw a pristine white Bentley double parked with its flashers on in a no parking tow zone.

Obviously you were in a hurry, and obviously you are very busy, but just for future reference, I personally think having a Bentley towed (and probably dinged and nicked to death at the tow yard) because you could not find a parking space just is not worth your job (and the cost of recovering the car and refinishing it).

Hope this helps,
odderie