Rainy Days and Mondays

WANTED: Cuddlebuddy. Details negotiable. Must not snore.

Now accepting applications.

Whatever happened to...

Nads?

Streetwalkin'

When I go for a walk, sometimes I'll see an empty condom wrapper on the sidewalk, and my fertile imagination will go wild.

Pet Peeve of the Day / H20

When people use water to hose down and clean their sidewalks when a simple broom would suffice.

Coked Up Kitty

No, NOT me. I don't even do caffeine, remember?

But this article makes me wonder...what is this world coming to?!?

Thanks, dlisted.

If a tree falls in the forest...

You know that saying "If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

Well, more relevant and applicable to my life in the concrete jungle that is NYC, "if an associate is in the office until 5AM and doesn't send out an email, was that associate ever there that late/early?"

Let's just say...work. Has. Sucked. By the end of Tuesday "night," I had billed 42.8 hours.

Belize Break

Hrmmm...I wonder if anyone still checks this. *listens*




*crickets*


I was in Belize this past week. It was incredible. Here's a picture that will hopefully placate the masses. This photo is the mouth to the cave Achtun Tunichil Muknal.

Crazy, Cool, or Cute?

It may just be the fact that it's 3:10AM, but I'm slightly obsessed with this pink dolphin...and, no, that is NOT a euphemism or brand name for anything remotely scandalous.

Old, New, Borrowed, Blue

It's kind of weird to think that, at my age, my parents were married.

On the 6

The train ride back home today was host to a most entertaining conversation. Two guys -- a skinny Asian guy in ripped jeans and a pretty built black guy are sitting across from each other on the train. I picked up this snippet of conversation after overhearing the Asian guy say "I watched my first porno when I turned 18." Then I lost the conversation and somehow I picked it back up at this point:

Asian dude ("A"): Have you ever seen that pig movie? That Disney pig movie?
Black dude ("B"): You mean "Babe," right?
A: Yeah, "Babe." ...I like pigs.
B: Me too, pigs are the shiz.
A: Hell yeah, you know what pigs got? Pigs got BACON. And that shit is delicious.
B: Mmm...you know what's good? Bacon with bleu cheese and some ranch dressing.
A: Ugararrrgh. Bleu cheese tastes like BUTT.
B: ...you know, butt doesn't taste too bad, either.