So Excited

I just bought my spring break tickets.

Into Berlin, returning from Athens.

Best of all, less than roundtrip to/from either of the cities.

SO EXCITED.

Miscellany

First: Thank GOD the holidays are starting earlier and earlier...because that means more egg nog and peppermint ice cream. Yayayayay!

Second: The newest Miller Lite commercial is awesome.
Lawyer to man on the stand: "... And in your opinion, which has more flavor: Miller Lite or Bud Light?"
Man on the stand: "The Miller Lite, definitely!"
Lawyer: "Let the record show that our taste expert states --"
Opposing counsel: "Objection! He's not a taste expert!"
Judge: "This man's legal name is Flava-Flav. Counselor, I'll allow it."
Lawyer and Flava, pointing at opposing counsel: "Yeeeeeeeahhhhhhhh, boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

Um, according to whom?

Estee Lauder dropped Elizabeth Hurley in favor of Gwyneth Paltrow because they wanted to make their company "more sexy."

Uh, yeah...a married new mom whose child is named after a fruit is way more sexy...

More Speechless?

In the spirit of "I like my Bio Data, B-I-O-D-A-T-A!," here are a couple of other videos. 'N Chink was at UCLA when I was there! And Bok Choy Boys come from the student group my friend performs in.

'N Chink -- Show Me The Meaning of Being Lonely
'N Chink -- The Last Episode
Bok Choy Boys -- I Want My Chow Mein

And, while I'm posting video links, this video is super cute. Take that, all of you Mac v. PC debaters! (Thanks, Mikey!)

Celeb Lookalike

OH MY GOD.

Carol's date in As Good As It Gets (an actor named Randall Batinkoff) looks EXACTLY LIKE Professor Harcourt. Okay, so Batinkoff's IMDB picture doesn't look like Harcourt, but if you watch the movie, Batinkoff's character is Harcourt even down to the intensity and downright aura!

And, yes, it's a little disconcerting to see Bernie Harcourt getting it on with Carol/Helen Hunt.

Gay Haiku

The most awesome haiku in Gay Haiku by Joel Derfner:

"Your CD rack has
No Barbra, Britney, or Cher.
Are you sure you're gay?"

State of Affairs

odderie: I'm such a supergeek.
odderie: I can't find my little bookstand.
odderie: And it's really upsetting!
odderie: I haven't used it all year.
odderie: Since last quarter's finals...
odderie: :-(
mcm: Does that say something about this years scholarship? ;-)

Coincidence?

This article reminded me of my brother's ChemE car:

MPRE Haiku

Feeling dejected
Just took the MPRE
March test, here I come.

Speechless, Part Deux

Holy crap.

I don't know if I'm being super culturally insensitive (in which case I apologize profusely), but this video is starring HILARIOUS.

Hollaback here. And turn on your sound.
Edit: Do not click on this in class.