No, really, ONLY in New York

I never thought that my short walk to the subway would be ripe for people watching, but in the span of one block this morning I saw (1) youngster throwing up into a garbage can with hair held back by [presumably] mom, (2) teenagers having a fight in the intersection with girl storming off, guy calling out "so should I go back to school?," and girl screaming out "do whatever the f*** you want!" (ah, young love), and (3) older gent with the worst teeth I have EVER seen outside of Halloween dentures (actually, possibly even worse than some Halloween sets). What a great city. [/sarcasm]