HGTV, I Hate You

I'm watching "Small Space, Big Style" on HGTV, which, in case you didn't know, features "small" spaces that are "big" on style. Hardy har har.

Anyway, I put "small" in quotes because right now I hate HGTV so much for rubbing it in that NYC housing prices and sizes are ri-starring-diculous.

On the TV right now? A "small" 1000 square foot Spanish bungalow in LA. Bastards. Rat bastards.