Truffle Truffle, Buffalo Buffalo

I love truffles, but I hate truffles.

My point? What's up with chocolate truffles' being called "truffles" when the mushroom fungus truffle is called a truffle? And they are...completely different things.

Another example, courtesy of loojie, is the sentence Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Now THAT is loco, no?

P.S.: And, just to clarify, my first "truffles" = the fungus, and my second "truffles" = the chocolate.

Um...I don't understand?

Obviously my high school education was lacking and I seem to have missed this class in between the AP US History and Trig...but...what's the difference between hanging out and being on a date? I just don't get it.

Jigga WHA???

This is the Jerry Maguire kid. Wow.

Thanks, dlisted.

Also true for a "Law Firm Chick?"

Satire, but a bit frightening for the accuracy of the diet-comped dinner dichotomy.

Discuss.

HOW TO: Get a Banker Chick (for the non-banker guy)

Confession

I know all of the lyrics to "Candy." As in the song. The Mandy Moore song.

Wow, I wonder how much viewership I just lost with that one statement.

Whatever happened to...

Tom Green?

44+ Hours Billed Already This Week

2/3 the money for 2/3 the work?

I'd take it in a heartbeat.

"I'm sorry, the Internet is closed."

Three letters: WTF

Hey! You! Lookee here!

Coming home to no snail mail (even junk mail) is somehow inexplicably devastating after a 14+ hour day at work.

Smile!

If I had used a smiley in my first year legal brief, do you think that would have helped the situation? :-)

See, e.g.: Attorney uses smiley emoticon in her Motion for Rule 6(b)(2) Extension to Respond to Bills of Cost.

Thanks, ATL.