"I'm sorry, the Internet is closed."

Three letters: WTF

Hey! You! Lookee here!

Coming home to no snail mail (even junk mail) is somehow inexplicably devastating after a 14+ hour day at work.

Smile!

If I had used a smiley in my first year legal brief, do you think that would have helped the situation? :-)

See, e.g.: Attorney uses smiley emoticon in her Motion for Rule 6(b)(2) Extension to Respond to Bills of Cost.

Thanks, ATL.

Toe Spread

No, I'm not a foot fetishist, but to go off of Darth's comment in the immediately previous post, I have a kinda weird confession:

I actually have toe muscle where I can spread my toes like that at will. Here is photographic EVIDENCE (apologies to everyone who is now unwillingly subjected to my wacky French fry-long toes and week+ old pedi):

Footsies, Second Definition

Have you ever had toe cramps where your toes just spasm and curl into themselves in a non-pleasurable-situation way?

Multimedia Extravaganza!...or "You are gold and sil-vuh-uh-errrrr...."

Wow, I never realized how many "a"s are in the word "extravaganza!" Let's see...one, two, three, four! That's a lot. Annnnnyway, I've made a couple of finds in my copious amounts of free time these past few days. Here they are for your reading pleasure:

Say what you like about Ben Affleck, but you have to admit that this picture with his daughter Violet is almost nauseatingly adorable.

And finally, to supersede Justin Timberlake's "Dick in a Box" music video in my "Top of the Charts" personal video countdown, I have discovered this "video" after watching "Music & Lyrics" this past weekend. Let's just say that Hugh Grant is my hero.

P.S.: And just to express my dorky excitement, I can't wait to go to the Christina Aguilera concert in two weeks! And, yes, that will be me in the Magic Summer Tour concert t-shirt! As Christina would say, I'm doin' it old school. (Hrm...somehow I doubt that was her original meaning, however...)