Hi, my name is MJ.

Marijuana is the top U.S. cash crop.

Wow.

I never knew Martha Stewart used to date Anthony Hopkins.

It's not April 1 yet, is it?

Guys Gone Wild

Lately I've been watching "Queer as Folk" on Logo, the LGBT channel. It r0x0rz, by the way.

Anyway, there are a bajillion commercials for "Hunky Hotties" and the like via the Guys Gone Wild series.

How much do you want to bet most of these guys didn't know their intended target audience?

Brown and Black

Once in a while I ask myself why I have hang ups over some color combinations. For example, I don't think brown and black look right together AT ALL. Or blue and blue jeans. Or red and pink.

Once in a while I wonder...

And then I realize...it's because I'm me. :)

Strategy!

Now that I've had a ridunkulous number of late nights in a row eating on the client's dime and then some, I have come up with The Ultimate Strategy to getting my SeamlessWeb food to me ASAP, STAT. After ordering what I need to order, it's 99% of the time cushily under the firm's $25 "limit."

SO.

My strategy is to lay on a phatty tip, up to the limit. And it works.

See, e.g., today I ordered at 7:07PM, and I received my "delivery downstairs" phone call at 7:23PM. See also, yesterday I ordered at 7:23PM, and I received my "delivery downstairs" phone call at 7:47PM.

Coincidence? I think not!

Interesting. Verrrrry interesting.

Obama 2008?

Reminds me of this OC Cafepress "campaign."

Any Given Saturday

OMG. UCLA won.